Capt SpaceBat

I thought I might as well take one of these online tests, if only to either establish my bona fides or show how well I was getting on: the results are not pretty; although I do seem to score as highly on the Asperger Syndrome test (elsewhere.) Perhaps it just an indication of being able to take tests well. I did once get an “IQ score” of 192 by dint of perseverance and a novel approach to problem solving that involved an unsurpassed combination of pharmaceuticals and alcohol; that, as with so much else, is another story for another day - maybe tomorrow.

Tomorrow … one of my wife’s old school-friends is visiting on Monday, so must be on best(ish) behaviour - ho hum - I suppose I could report back on my interpersonal abreactions and the like. More tomorrow, but for now, on with the test results and the associated ads …

Please remember that this test isn’t meant to diagnose you. Only a professional can do that. Below are your test results, broken down for the ten different personality disorders. You are rated “low,” “moderate,” “high,” or “very high” probability for each disorder. Low or moderate ratings mean that you are unlikely to have the disorder. High or very high means you are more likely to have the disorder. Only a professional can diagnose a disorder, however. Scroll down past the results for recommended books that might help you.